View Full Version : The policeman and the little girl

December 19th, 2013, 07:26 AM
A policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike, "Did Santa get you that?"

"Yes," she replies.

"Well, tell Santa to put a reflector on it next year," and he fines her $5.

The little girl looks up at the policeman and says, "Nice horse, did Santa get you that too?"

The policeman checkles and replies, "He sure did."

"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa the fuckin' dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"