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    Thumbs down EOTD : At my own expense

    3am : Whoa... gotta pee...
    3:10 am : back in bed rush to toilet just in time to splatter the toilet
    3:20 am : back in bed, rush to the toilet to puke my guts out.
    repeat
    repeat
    repeat

    7am: Load up on pills hoping to make it through the work day.

    11am : at work and visibly sharted my pants.

    Lucky for me I work in the middle of a large office with about 500 people. All of which have low cubicle walls and can see wall to wall in any direction. Aka no way out of the building without walking past a ton of people.

    Lets hope I'm not famous at the office tomorrow for all of the wrong reasons.
    No good story was ever started with....Well we were drinking milk and.........

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    Those are the days adult Diapers were made for...
    Some people are as useful as a football bat.

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    And lots of axe body spray
    Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

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    I left work, as quickly as possible you can imagine
    No good story was ever started with....Well we were drinking milk and.........

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    So you are going to be responsible for making another 500 people sick ? Not supposed to go to work sick, that's what sick days are for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willys dave View Post
    So you are going to be responsible for making another 500 people sick ? Not supposed to go to work sick, that's what sick days are for.
    Sure. At our place, no work, no pay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by willys dave View Post
    So you are going to be responsible for making another 500 people sick ? Not supposed to go to work sick, that's what sick days are for.
    I already took every sick day I had off this year, zero.
    No good story was ever started with....Well we were drinking milk and.........

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    I'm glad you took it well, i was just playing. Fact is most go to work sick, especially if you don't get sick leave. I like time off when it's called PTO, that way you don't have to feel guilty for taking a non sick day if you want/can/have to. So many people are sick right now, Renown Urgent Care has about a 4 to 5 hour wait. Hope you feel better soon !

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    Noro virus (along with flu) is rampant in the area right now. I work in a healthcare facility and the health department called today issuing a warning.
    Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea or any combo of them. Semi violent episodes of symptoms, usually only a day maybe two. Bad thing is you are contagious 3 days before you are sick and still spreading the bug for at least 3 days after your last symptom. That is why it is so tough to get rid of. People are infecting other 3days before they know they are sick then feel better, return to work or school etc and infect others for 3 more days. Hand sanitizer is “maybe”effective “if”it is 70% alcohol or better... Hand washing is effective, but, only if you wash correctly. Minimum of 20second of lathered rubbing of hands... (sing happy birthday x 2 and you have wash long enough)then rinse, dry hands, turn off water with paper towel, open door with towel toss towel and don’t touch anything lol, keep hands and other ite,
    No others may have touched out of mouth and nose... if you get this illness it is from fecal oral contamination (poop in your mouth) ��

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