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ChickenLittle
August 7th, 2014, 05:15 PM
How much to go to Mustang or Bunny Ranch?
$300? $500? $1 Million?
The interweb is returning a wide range of results.

Not interested in treadless tires, just curious.

Deluxxx
August 7th, 2014, 05:33 PM
Just go have lunch over there... interesting stuff. Ha

ChickenLittle
August 7th, 2014, 05:45 PM
That might get me divorced

Gizmatical Fuquad
August 7th, 2014, 05:46 PM
Just go have lunch over there... interesting stuff. Ha

When I was working at the Apple project, we had lunch there a few times, pretty good food and nice "scenery". ;)

Deluxxx
August 7th, 2014, 05:46 PM
That might get me divorced

Bring her with.

tahoe1028
August 7th, 2014, 05:54 PM
ok 17 years ago it was my 21st birthday and I hit 150$ on a 5$ machine (first spin) so whats the next thing you do with your new found wealth ( yep, Mustang it is ) well back then $150 got me a BJ, and plenty of memories. I heard lately that it would be a minimum $500 to get the BJ,INFLATION thanks Obummer. ( had to get that jab in ) but I would guess 1K to get laid? which is probably cheaper than...

Nevadastars
August 7th, 2014, 06:57 PM
ok 17 years ago it was my 21st birthday and I hit 150$ on a 5$ machine (first spin) so whats the next thing you do with your new found wealth ( yep, Mustang it is ) well back then $150 got me a BJ, and plenty of memories. I heard lately that it would be a minimum $500 to get the BJ,INFLATION thanks Obummer. ( had to get that jab in ) but I would guess 1K to get laid? which is probably cheaper than...

Ha! It was $10 when I lied about my age in 1970 at 17 years old. Yep, I'm old. Actually, it was Sagebrush Ranch out of Carson before they were in trailers. It was a two story house with red lights all around it out in the middle of nowhere.

Mr_Scott
August 7th, 2014, 07:08 PM
Gotta be one of the most random questions I've seen on here:confused:

ChickenLittle
August 7th, 2014, 07:20 PM
Figured some one here would know.

Durtywrench
August 7th, 2014, 07:44 PM
Better to spend money at a bar and get your self one of them bar rats :D

tahoe1028
August 7th, 2014, 07:44 PM
Figured some one here would know.

We are the unwashed

MrBfy
August 7th, 2014, 07:46 PM
Who you are/what you look like/how well you appeal to the hooker/how long you want it/what you want/whom you want to do it with and how many you want to do it with, etc all depends on how much it costs.
Watch the Mustang Ranch on HBO

MrBfy
August 7th, 2014, 07:49 PM
Also if it "smells like fish but tastes like chicken" then ...well...um... That all matters too

wrenchjunkie
August 7th, 2014, 09:30 PM
Tastes like should never be a factor in that situation because it probably tastes more like latex and nutsweat than anythong else. I've heard as low as $100 oon a midweek afternoon to a $k or so on a weekend with a known (porn or stripper).

SaturnICL
August 7th, 2014, 11:15 PM
House has a $100 min. The Girls negotiate the party rate from there...

BIG BLUE
August 8th, 2014, 04:48 AM
Its all relative. Take a gal to dinner once and she gives it up thats the cheapest route, but if you start to add up how many dinners/drinks then cost gets comparable. Throw marriage in the mix then damn a 1000 bucks for a piece of tail isn't bad at all. When you get what you want that's it. She don't care if you clean the house, if the jeep costs too much, how many beers are you gonna drink with the buddies, when you coming home.......ya you get it!

Bitosin
August 8th, 2014, 05:27 AM
As a cab driver, I've taken many guys (and couples) out to the ranches so I can give you some decent answers. I've had guys spend as little as $150 for "full service" and as much as $10k or so. Mr.BFY put it well...It depends on what you want to do, who you want to do it with, and how long you want to do it. If you want something "special", expect to pay more. Prices are all negotiable and how you act and present yourself will make a big difference. These are young ladies working in a legal occupation, not "sluts or whores". Treat them as such !

As for the food, the chef is excellent ! I've taken my wife, my daughter, and my son all there for dinner or lunch a number of times. Food is great and prices are reasonable. The kitchen is open for dinner until 7:30 most nights, and until 9:30 on Fri. and Sat.

If you have any other questions, you can feel free to ask either in the thread or PM me.

Bitosin
August 8th, 2014, 05:32 AM
Who you are/what you look like/how well you appeal to the hooker/how long you want it/what you want/whom you want to do it with and how many you want to do it with, etc all depends on how much it costs.
Watch the Mustang Ranch on HBO

The "Cathouse" show on HBO was at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, not the Mustang. The Mustang at exit 28 is presently not open to the public except for special occasions, however the Wild Horse Saloon across the parking lot is open and in my opinion much nicer.

Jiggerman
August 8th, 2014, 06:27 AM
My brother in law was a patron of the Sagebrush in Moundhouse and he paid around 300 for 30 minutes

Bitosin
August 8th, 2014, 06:58 AM
My brother in law was a patron of the Sagebrush in Moundhouse and he paid around 300 for 30 minutes

Maybe he should have negotiated better ??? The girls will try to talk you out of as much money as they can.

Jiggerman
August 8th, 2014, 07:00 AM
The funny part was, he was so nervous that he didn't get to cross the finish line.

MrBfy
August 8th, 2014, 07:36 AM
I meant Moonlight...
Damn autocorrect told everyone what it wanted.

MrBfy
August 8th, 2014, 07:38 AM
For the price of a true "party" at the Moonlight....
One can fly to Thailand and "party" for an entire month unlimited !!!!
Thailand.....we used to joke that is was either Sodom or Gomorra :p
A true Disney Land for Men/adults.

ChickenLittle
August 8th, 2014, 08:00 AM
For the price of a true "party" at the Moonlight....
One can fly to Thailand and "party" for an entire month unlimited !!!!
Thailand.....we used to joke that is was either Sodom or Gomorra :p
A true Disney Land for Men/adults.

Ha!
A flight is $1,200 round trip . So it might not be that far off from truth

DaGimp
August 8th, 2014, 08:35 AM
$300/hour is the price I heard for the brothels in moundhouse about 8 years ago...

j03_tj
August 8th, 2014, 12:10 PM
My dad was involved when the Mustang was for sale back in the 80's. He had a "menu" with all the minimum the girls could charge for different things. I remember $30 was he minimum for just an old fashion good time. When I was 18 that's what I offered and thaw what I got for $30. It depends on the women and if they are attracted to you. A good looking guy can get 30 minutes of fun for $50 if he finds the right girl who is willing to charge that little. Or so I've heard, lol.

MrRiceGuyRJ
August 8th, 2014, 12:29 PM
I brought an out of town friend who was a 30 year old virgin on a "hunting trip" and visited several of the locals areas finest brothels and he was charged a small fortune. I think they charged him an attraction tax (he wasn't a 30 year old virgin for his religious beliefs). I'm pretty sure he paid on average around $500-$750 per chick per place. But each time he returned to the lobby the look on his face was priceless... like a kid that just had the best Christmas ever.

DaGimp
August 8th, 2014, 12:32 PM
I brought an out of town friend who was a 30 year old virgin on a "hunting trip" and visited several of the locals areas finest brothels and he was charged a small fortune. I think they charged him an attraction tax (he wasn't a 30 year old virgin for his religious beliefs). I'm pretty sure he paid on average around $500-$750 per chick per place. But each time he returned to the lobby the look on his face was priceless... like a kid that just had the best Christmas ever.

The oldest virgin I've ever met was 22 year old very religious girl... I cant even imagine 30 and a virgin...

MrRiceGuyRJ
August 8th, 2014, 12:44 PM
The oldest virgin I've ever met was 22 year old very religious girl... I cant even imagine 30 and a virgin...

Yeah, in his defense he has some disabilities and stuff. He had to have a lot of vertebrae fused together so he walked around like C3PO (though ironically people called him R2D2). Super nice guy, smart and rich but just couldn't close the deal. I remember mentioning to him that if he doesn't get laid by the time he turned 30 I'd take him to a brothel. Well... he held me up to that offer

RARECJ8
August 8th, 2014, 02:24 PM
I have a freebie for the Big 7 in Ely. Long drive...

Watch groupon, occasional all you can eat specials...

Bitosin
August 8th, 2014, 03:03 PM
Don't believe everything your friends tell you about how much it costs...go find out for yourself. "Women" is probably the one subject guys lie to their friends about most.


A few years ago, Donny Gillman hosted several parties for some of the 4x4 clubs at the ranch. I wish he'd do it again !

troutman
August 8th, 2014, 03:20 PM
My brother in law was a patron of the Sagebrush in Moundhouse and he paid around 300 for 30 minutes

OK so let's see.... 300. for 30 mins, hmmm 10 bucks a minute, so If I went.....and my 8-10 minutes of glory and rocket ships and shit, hmmmm about 80.-100 bucks bwahahahahaa oops gotta go, my cab is here ! lol

Jiggerman
August 8th, 2014, 03:56 PM
Would be nice if you could get a refund for "unused time" since you pay up front.

DaGimp
August 9th, 2014, 07:12 AM
Also if it "smells like fish but tastes like chicken" then ...well...um... That all matters too

I am fond of eating at the grill, but if you put your mouth there on a whore and you're paying for it...

j03_tj
August 9th, 2014, 07:22 AM
I am fond of eating at the grill, but if you put your mouth there on a whore and you're paying for it...

One of my high school buddies made the mistake of bragging how he got to French kid his whore when we were out there.

DaGimp
August 9th, 2014, 08:38 AM
One of my high school buddies made the mistake of bragging how he got to French kid his whore when we were out there.

I dont even do that for one nighters.. most dont want you to..

ChickenLittle
August 9th, 2014, 09:21 AM
Silly French kids

j03_tj
August 9th, 2014, 09:54 PM
I dont even do that for one nighters.. most dont want you to..

Lol.

j03_tj
August 9th, 2014, 09:54 PM
Silly French kids

Oops. Haha.