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    Expressions/Idioms

    I was just wondering if any of you have any expresions you use on a day to day basis or just have one you pull out at the right place right time. Maybe even ones you heard that you were great?

    I have heard some funny ones from back east!

    My dad has always said a few in a row for as long as I can remember, while he was trying to be a smart ass - " Does a bear
    sh!t in the woods, does the pope wear a funny hat" he says others I cant remember....

    I use "a day late and dollar short" and "a stones throw" and others

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    Well every time something goes right or simple when doing some thing someone else was having trouble with I always say when done "Just like F****** Grandma" or " Titties"
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    was hitting the random button on urban dictionary one day while bored and came upon it. have been using it ever since

    or another "term" i use is dick inches

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    When watching an idiot:

    "Just like a monkey trying to f*** a football."
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    Quote Originally Posted by kairo View Post
    I tell people to "pull up their pants, cut their hair, and get a job" on a regular basis
    That's your reflection. Not other people.
    "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72 Virginians View Post
    When watching an idiot:

    "Just like a monkey trying to f*** a football."
    We had a similar one in high school - it's not very nice-- but we all used to say " like a retard trying to hump a doorknob"
    Last edited by Travman; January 31st, 2010 at 06:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kairo View Post
    I tell people to "pull up their pants, cut their hair, and get a job" on a regular basis
    I do too, damn RAD
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